I can’t go on with this kind of injustice in the world .

Lazy, slobbering and appreciative of copious belly rubs?

True, but the woman with the bulldog feeling emoji sounds like a complete moron, which is a new development. This is how I feel? And then getting snippy over the response? I’m dead.

Agreed.

I’m not even a big wrestling fan, but I enjoy Bixenspan’s pieces. A real love of craft is evident.

Extensively planned weddings are basic a.f.

This just in: the NFL is the absolute worst.

Your bullshit take is egregious.

Nonsense post.

Oh ffs. Really. Locked up for doing wheelies. Does that sound fair?

Are you srsly trying to turn this into a temperance screed?

Didnt do shit on the field Ed Reed didn’t do better.

Paradigm shifter. Ultimate disruptor.

checking out the litany sheet so far, how has serious jail time not happened?

This franchise went from the most sublime uni-color set with the Oilers to an absolutely bland, soulless mishmash of faux modernity and overactive graphic design details with the Titans. Stunning drop.

No plus one. That guy has a irrational hatred of purple unis.

And considering they’re near dead last in attendance, why not just fuck Cleveland entirely and move the team to infinitely cooler Montreal!

Time to stop beating yourself up for exporting Bryan Adams, friend.

You ballbag. You’re desecrating the unimpeachable integrity of Swayze.

Meteor Man is some maudlin ass shit. You want it on loop, best wear a fucking pair of Depends.