Let me tell you about gas. Once on Luftansia from Johannesburg to Germany, i could not stop farting. I became super gassy. The only serving grace was my seatmate had asked if we could switch seats, i prefer isle seats so i can walk up up and down and stretch. It was super bad

I see what you did there. And like it

Now i have to go downstairs and get an icecream cone

Well my posts to Jezebel are not showing up anymore. I guess thats why it helps to belong to a clique eh?

Fully rehabilitated. Never to rape again? No mention of victim? He can keep his rapist chin up all he wants but I wouldn't want him near my kids.

Thanks. She would benefit from ICU care. The long cross country journey from the coast to NY will be very taxing. What care can she get in a nursing home? Can they do such complex nursing? Follow infection control protocols? This this has scared me.

Thank you

I am in. I imagine the Doug haters as those Tea Party loonies carrying posters depicting Obama as a monkey. I don't understand rhe level of hate. Sometimes I imagine them as high schoolers whose miserable lives leaves them with an emptyness.

I have a question you guys. It's about this issue of brain- dead patients. What is happening on a cellular level? The brain typically gets a lot of the blood flow, when a person is brain dead, does the same amount of blood still reach the brain? If not then what happens. Barring bed sores, what is the longest anyone…

I don't get the Doug hate. It's more like bullying. I asked last week and people gave their rationales about this hate. They are steadfast. We hate him for his poor grammar and unwarranted snark. I don't ever want to hate or bully others online. My life is happy. So I guess I don't have pent up anger, also I suck at…

I talked books last week. Got Kafka on the beach but havent cracked it. The whole household has the cold and both in-laws tested positive for H1N1 so too sick to read. But yay books

I knew going on our first date that he was 9 years younger so i was so nervous. I even wore a wig to add to the look. We met for coffee then went to his house to make out and my wig and hair net fell off, he gently started playing with my own hair and told me i looked more beautiful without the wig. I have never worn…

Congrats on baby. My son is 22 weeks tomorrow. Everything he does knocks my socks off

I will brag away
1. I got a Keurig for Christmas, the newer one with 3 cup settings

Rehabilitation = Rehab. The goal is to help people recover and regain their independence. Can be after a stroke, a mental health episode, eating disorder. What differs are the therapies.

He should do whatever he wants with his money. He earned it. He spread the Christmas Cheer.

He should do whatever he wants with his money. He earned it. He spread the Christmas Cheer.

Thank you for your kindness. Brace yourself for the Gawker critics.

Thank you. I did nothing this year. May take coats to the Hope Mission. But thats about all I have.

Very true. They will gaslight you. Manipulative douches. It's difficult to explain to people who have never experienced it. You cant end the relationship either.