An acquaintance of mine is a professional dominatrix, and one of her specialities is banging dudes in the ass with a strap-on. She has a few c-list celebrity clients, and yes, they are still massive dickheads.

But then why can’t a man who’s had a prostate exam understand the female experience? Or a man who’s had a colonoscopy? Why does it have to revolve around sex?

Taking a dick is vulnerable? No. Love is vulnerable. Intimacy is vulnerable.

Power Bottoms FTW

Men, never turn your back on Tom Ford.

Neither was very good. Crash was car wreck the Cronenberg film was better (and it’s Cronenberg so...an acquired taste if you will) and Brokeback was fucking painful to watch the mumbling and shifting around and the ugh...that tent scene I just kept thinking where is the fucking lube man?! Omg. Painful.

The movie itself was trite, and actually pretty racist though? Like, I agree that America doesn’t like discussing race, but there’s no reason a racist person wouldn’t love Crash. My oblivious older relatives thought it was great, because it had scenarios like this: A white cop sexually assaults a black woman, but his…

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

That’s really good....

I figured it was a dumb joke, but I still refused to click that headline. I’m okay with being considered a humorless old crone.

(To be clear, I also did not click the link because it was gross and not funny.)

I’m glad you asked this and that it was just a dumb gag about Bieber grabbing his wax dummy’s crotch, because I also refused to click and was checking out other news sites to see if I had to stop coming here.

Excellent point. I think there are enough harassers in Hollywood to not promote the career of one who has done it on the job.

Any Jezebel reader worth their salt knows that Bobby Finger adores Carol.

Were you the ONLY one that wasn’t?

Counterpoint: Movies are the result of both Nate Parker and Casey Affleck working in show business. Only one of those people used his work to hurt women. Nate Parker’s actions, if he was guilty, may have been worse, but you can at least argue that supporting his current work doesn’t allow him access to more victims.…

Just 2.5 hours of footballers cavorting in swim trunks on a beach somewhere

There’s no particular right answer here. With the caveats that (1) I don’t know your constraints both legal and familial and (2) I don’t know your family history (i.e. has someone near and dear suffered from cancer etc), I would actually say that any of the above charities would benefit far more from $5k-$10k/yr than…

This guy sounds like a horrible creep based on his comments, but it sounds like she already chose when and how to share her sexuality and her body. She chose to participate in a photo shoot and as part of that, signed away her rights to the pictures. She presumably knew she wouldn’t get to choose what shots were used,…

I’m all for donations to PPFA, but I think it’s important that we all remember that PPFA does not provide health care services. Each affiliate is its own non-profit corporation with its own fundraising arm. As such, PPFA does not have standing in any of these lawsuits. While the national organization could choose to…