My parents voted for Trump. I have cerebral palsy and the image of Trump mocking the disabled reporter is forever burned into my brain. I feel so...meaningless to my parents. They don’t care if someone makes fun of me or if I have healthcare. I’ve never felt so worthless in my life.

I’m so fucking glad to be child-free. I can’t imagine having to explain a Trump victory to a child in the morning.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

A rational society would view ECE as one of the most important and cost effective investments we can collectively make in the the health of the nation, the future of the economy, and individual outcomes of the next generation. When we value this work on par with fast food service, we should expect outcomes to reflect…

She sounds very mentally ill. Her attorneys complain about solitary confinement and other normal prison things which does her a disservice. They should be complaining about inadequate medical treatment for someone who is severely mentally ill.

Update your resume, and See You Next Tuesday, Comey.

Thanks, love. The Corey gospel is for all of us.

“National Basketball Association players Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant are in the middle of a dude blood battle because Kevin left Russell in Oklahoma while he moved to the Bay Area with his new lightskinned friends.”

Don’t reply to me with prison rape jokes.

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

Measure twice, cut once.

At least as long as Ozzy is still alive. And when he passes, maybe we can change that to as long as Angus Young is alive.

I’m here for the Tom Ford hate. All day. Every day.

But that’s still. Not. Addiction. Saying, “I need psychiatric help because I have self-destructive patterns of behavior relating to sex and relationships” is not what the term “I’m a sex addict” means. There is an entire industry of bullshit that is being built up around the pseudo-scientific idea that people can…

No. Sex addiction is not very real. Sex addiction is a term coined by fringe activists on the far left who want to ban pornography because they feel it’s inherently misogynistic and fringe activists on the far right who want to ban pornography because they feel that people enjoying the use of their genitalia for any…

Paraphilia, yes. Sex addiction? Not in the DSM.

Am I the only one who thinks Mariah seems more like an adult baby than a “Queen”?

Mimi vs Xenu.