The former will get you death threats and the latter will get you killed?

As a Chiefs fan, we don’t have the necessary self esteem to fall for this gag.

I believe she’s said that she considered asking Brad to be their sperm donor but decided not to because it seemed like a bad ask considering how much he wanted kids of his own. She went with Crosby because he had kids and no interest in having more.

I haven’t seen that in years. Thank you.

Yes, obviously I am using “revenge porn” more broadly than you. But the detail about how did guy publishing private info get the info (his girlfriend sent him sexy pics vs he stole them off iCloud) is more relevant to law enforcement than it is to me. To me the point is taking private info and making it public against…

Our forefathers anticipated your sentiment and secured Missouri as home base for the B-2 bomber. We do regular flyovers of the Stealth bomber at Arrowhead stadium, broadcasting our show of strength to the NFL audience, in order to discourage daydreaming such as yours.

Come on, the pics only show JLaw naked. And she looks good. It’s not like there’s a big reveal: OMG JLaw has a penis or whatever.

Again, desperately grasping at anything that people can pay attention to other than your “we should respect her privacy, now here’s every private detail revealed about her along with my further speculation.”

Seriously. It was like reposting pics of JLaw to discuss the aesthetics of her poses.

Can you explain how me saying that you sound like a bitchy southern old belle with a hundred genteel excuses why you should not have to respond to a well made point, accompanied by a picture of Scarlett O’Hara saying ”fiddle dee dee” is racist? But, um, thanks for dismissing my thorough response because, well, you are…

What a lovely load of twee bullshit. I’m old enough to have birthed a Millennial, so don’t blame them for my attitude. I haven’t been hostile or condescending to you, I plainly and civilly stated a disagreement. There’s nothing respectful or civil about your tone. You just sound like some bitchy old southern belle who…

I agree that Gold’s inclusion of the link was at odds with her overall point. It made me assume she comes from a more formal journalism background where not linking would be completely inappropriate as opposed to a peevish blogging background where “I’m not helping these jerks get hits, you can find it on your own”…

But you just wrote this:

I once had two black eyes that were caused by an accident and during the three weeks it took them to heal I was shocked by the number of guys who thought it was funny to interject with claims of responsibility whenever someone asked what happened.

Yeah, if she wanted him criminally charged she would’ve had her assistant dial 911 rather than DCFS.

Thank you for the “Filed to.”

I like the panels and molding in the background of his video. That’s all I’ve got.

I’m happy you said something! I can be extremely harsh when I mean to be, but I make an effort not to be harsh unintentionally and I really didn’t intend for you to feel shit on. So I appreciate the feedback.

Apologies if I came across as bitchy. Your read of the situation was perfectly reasonable for someone unfamiliar with that system (as most people are). I was just kind of side-eyeing the way TMZ wrote it up to make it sound like either of the parents is in control here. They’re not. The court is.

I seriously doubt they had any choice in the matter. DCFS doesn’t get to sit on a substantiated claim of abuse for 30 days before it’s turned over to the court. The court has the case already, this is its temporary custody order. It’s pretty standard terms for a case like this.