Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Well, of course! The guy who was mercilessly raping children and threatening to destroy the careers of anyone who got in his way was white a clean cut throwback to days of old!  

Just your daily reminder: Fuck PENN State and Fuck the NCAA.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

I didn’t see the Chiefs/Colts play, but if that Pats/Giants play isn’t DPI, nothing is. They should just scrap the review rule (which I’m in favor of) if that’s not going to be flagged on replay.

Man I hope you’re keeping that Frank Francisco jersey in some sort of stable, climate-controlled environment. You’ll be retiring off that one someday.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

It’s the same clip on loop so it can’t possibly look more painful each time you watch it.

Proper etiquette would have been for her to yell, “TWO!”

Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

Ha! Now everyone knows she has to go to the bathroom sometimes!

Good thing he didn’t see the guy who came out after her.

The Rhythm eventually gets you.

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

Hmm, 724 bucks. Looks like the vendor accidentally charged him the parking fee by mistake. The cost for two in-stadium beers should be less than half that amount.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”