and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

Brown began masturbating behind Taylor while she watched a church service on her iPad, and ejaculated on her back.

Have you ever been sexually assaulted? Was it by one of the most famous athletes in America? 'No' on both counts? Then maybe you'll begin to grasp why you can't understand that mindset. Not sure why this is your first reaction, either. 

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

Never been a fan of trader Dave. Will gut your farm system and sign some really insane contracts. The Tigers are going to take years to crawl out from his fiery wake.

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

Schrodinger’s quarterback

The victim being amused doesn’t magically mean it’s no longer a felony.

“Copernicus is full of shit. The earth revolves around Antonio Brown.”

“Mr. Brown, this is a girl’s scout meeting.” 

I’m a Chiefs fan and I’m shocked he didn’t get any suspension at all.

I’m sure that player would, a few months down the road when the incident has left public memory, fall victim to an unfortunate accident rendering him permanently disabled.

Random look-in at any Chiefs’ internet forum commenters in regard to any off-field issues with their players side they identify with

You people just go on and on about Bob Kraft...