Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

Full-time MMA fighter and part-time racist Conor McGregor

I’m really starting to think this guy’s a jerk.

Say what you will—she solved racial injustice and systematic oppression! 

Dude’s committed to the schtick. Note the dates:

Seriously. That was the closest thing to real-life NBA Jam Ive ever seen.

If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

Shit like this just reminds me that our beloved sports teams are literally just privately held businesses that exist to make as much profit as possible. If you don’t have to pay a guy and you think you can get away with it without long-term brand damage, you’re not going to do it. I’m a Bulls fan (yikes) and realize…

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by

Sir, I assure you the President’s penis is orange.

(As the Super Bowl comes to an end)

Yeah, it’s hard to realize how young he (and Machado and Trout) really are vs when we’d normally expect them to hit free agency if they had spent some time in MiLB. If they don’t sign longterm, Soto, Acuña, and Vlad could be around the same age when they hit free agency too. 

More mind blowing is that the last direct…

And at current rate trends, Harper’s salary that final year will just barely cover their expected tuition costs.

Bobby Bonilla will be still getting a check from the Mets in 2035 FWIW.

I wanted them to sign both, obviously. And Machado is the better of the two players right now, and certainly the more durable of the two.

I think in this situation you have to ask though whether or not “more marketable” is code for shameful, ridiculous prejudice against Hispanic ballplayers or for fairly reasonable, understandable prejudice against people from Florida.

You’re really not tbh

The Phillies signing Bryce Harper to a 13-year deal because of a Twitter poll is not quite like the Brown drafting Johnny Manziel because a homeless person told Jimmy Haslam to—for one, there were no bad options for Philly here, as both Machado and Harper are amazing players. 

I honestly don’t think he is worth $1B once you un-cook all his books. He lost a great deal of his real estate holdings back when his Casinos started going bankrupt. Most of his income and assets are now derived from “trump brand licensing fees”. Very few of the trump hotels/buildings are actually owned by him, they…