Thank you for acknowledging that I made a joke

On the bright side: She is of legal age and it appears to be consensual. Compared to that other in-state school this is relatively tame!

Settle down, Henry Miller. I’d rather not have to deal with people banging at the next table over at Starbucks. There have to be limits.

Fucking anywhere should be fine.

No, they wouldn't have been caught had she nailed the dismount.

But 10 points for sticking the landing.

I’m really glad the police were able to quickly vault into action to stop this heinous act.

There has to be something in the water up in MIchigan to lead all these coaches to go after young gymnasts... 

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

NFL independent arbitrator and former Jedi Knight Shyam Das

this decision is a tryavesty of a myockery of a Shyam

In a statement, the NFLPA said it is disappointed in the ruling, but is “thrilled” Reid is playing and hopes Kaepernick will be signed by a team soon.

Interesting that Shyam Das got fired from his other job as an arbitrator for MLB because he wasn’t league-friendly enough. Guess he learned his lesson.

If he could manage to trade David Carr, then Gruden is a genius.

Next trade - David Carr to the Jaguars for a $250 gift card to PF Changs.

I applaud Gruden’s commitment to rebuilding a team that did not appear to need rebuilding. Because it’s fucking hilarious.

“Hold my beer”

Yes yes, we can all have a nice laugh.

I look forward to the Raiders being the first team in NFL history to draft 3 quarterbacks in the first round in next year’s draft.