More like Pee Wee Hermanson.

There's a Key and Peele sketch based on an SVU type detective who masturbates to the crime scenes. Does that count?

The media gave him coverage anytime he insulted an opponent rather than focusing on policies. Of course it didn’t help that Hillary was not the best democratic candidate.

A northeastern racist and/or sexist meathead

She was just rimming it

Not sure what Donaldson was all hot about. He didn’t even get hit, as Chris points out. Then he acts like a little bitch. There’s nothing worse than a juice head who talks shit and then proceeds to pull the whole “hold me back” routine. He is arm’s length away from the pitcher, shoves the catcher and then steps back.

GOAT

I know hindsight is 20/20 but KD looked slow and deliberate in the pregame warmups. The fact that he was trying to push through is admirable but I think we all knew this wouldn’t end well for him.

The segment of the population who think it’s ok when pitchers pump their fists when they strike a player out and who feel bat flippers should get 97 to the dome in their next plate appearance. Those people, I guess. I’m fine with people who don’t like celebrating and people who love celebrations, but not the people…

He was drafted by the Rockies in the 38th round in 2018. He will likely be a first rounder now

MadBum would love NY about as much as Randy Johnson did.

Either everyone can celebrate or no one can celebrate.

Yeah, I agree that this is kind of a non story.

I think he meant ESPN coverage of Boston as a whole, not hockey specifically. But having a major market in the Cup makes it easier for ESPN to pretend to care

Yeah I had to watch it twice. Looked like he tossed it blindly. He should have given it to one of the kids in front.

Mr. Rotto, I cannot believe a man of your caliber glanced over the fact that Kyle Lowry was untouchable last night.

I’m a casual hockey guy but considering the missed call that benefitted St Louis, this seems like a textbook "make up call." Specifically without having to wait for the Bruins to be in a game situation to receive one.

Sure thing buddy. Sounds like your favorite team's QB is either Dak or Eli

Agreed. Every Super Bowl has been won by a team who could, at minimum, run the ball enough, and by teams with solid defenses. The Patriots Superbowls have all come in years where their running game was pretty good! (Much like most other SB winners)