Anything is possible man. Never thought a lot of things would happen since 2015 but here we are.

Sounds like a dope Vince Carter dunk

Darren Rovell likes Stage IV Pancreatic cancer so much he records himself watching Jeopardy so that he can Tweet himself watching Trebek’s final episode.

I’ve never seen Rovell and Don Jr in the same place at the same time...

Isn’t it funny that he is a fan of the Mets? You would think a “stable financial genius" such as himself would have offered his assistance to the organization sans Madoff.

It’s about as selfish and insensitive of a thing as you can do in today’s day in age where many people are selfish and insensitive. That’s saying something. I never use Twitter but I clapped back at Rovell with the infamous Deadspin classic “Go fuck yourself”

I hate when you (plural) don't put a title on the articles. Is there a reason why you do this?

I, too, like to celebrate people’s faults on the day of their death via knee jerk reaction Tweets that no one gives a fuck about.

That explains the HGH delivery

Ok but he wasn't born with a silver spoon. At some point in his life, he had to enter a grocery store. Everyone knows that milk costs $12.62

Nic Batum, demarre Carroll, etc

Golden State traditionally struggle when teams can dribble penetrate in the paint, draw fouls, and slow the game down. The Raptors have the ability to d those things while defendint the hell out of them and forcing turnovers.

Logic and reason would tell me that it would have been a 2 RBI double regardless because the Orioles pitcher allowed that ball to be tattooed by a pitcher

Kawhi is not MJ. MJ would trash talk with the best of them, let someone take the bait, and completely embarrass them. Kawhi is a silent assassin with all of the two way skills to beat you.

Because she forgot she was interviewing Kawhi and not LeBron.

Yup. I predict the caption would say “suns out guns out #washingtonbullets” with emojis. That’s also why I added Javaris Crittenton because that’s the teammate Agent Zero had beef with.

Dave slipping this brilliance into an article about Gacy is as ballsy as the Philly Special

Delonte West, Javaris Crittenton, Gilbert Arenas, Bill Lambeer, Wilt Chaimberlain, Rasheed Wallace, Stephen Jackson, latrell Sprewell, Marbury, Rob Artist, Dennis Rodman.

Bass fishing. Anything.

Yo FUCK publicly funded stadiums. New Jersey funded stadiums so teams with NEW YORK in their names (Giants, Jets, red bulls) can play in a fucking swamp (or Newark). So fuuuuuck that noise to the n-th power.