Is it better than my method?

“So, if I am hearing you correctly, you want to spend $5,000 to buy clothes and then have strangers over on the weekend or have me handle them while I am at work (i work from home)?”

“Yes, what?”

“If you go forward with this, I am going to fuck the neighbor.”

“What does that have to do with...”

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So then how can some cities have tap water up into the nines? That’s so much higher than that range. Is that not dangerous?

He should really get rid of that iPhone and go buy health insurance.

Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.

lol communication.

With all due respect, choose a side or eat shit.

Reached for comment, McCloughan said he isn’t at the combine because of a death in the family. 

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

I feel like you need to move along. This is a rational and well informed take and has no business here.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Herr Ratface took a “health sabbatical” in the middle of the 94-95 season. Exactly nine months later, Grayson Allen was born. So right now he is out breeding Brock McManly, who will be nut-punching ACC opponents in 2032.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Protip: ‘Sad’ is supposed to come at the end of the comment or tweet with an exclamation mark.

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

He was really asking to get belted.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

Good luck blaming this on Grayson Allen who you finally suspended for doing something that literally would not happen elsewhere. I asked my granddad over the holidays, a granddad who hasn’t followed college basketball since Maryland mattered nationally (so like a decade), if he could guess the program of a pretty…