For $10 bucks they sure do look great! I don't know how to use chopsticks. But damn, I'll learn.

This is actually advertising for the next best console from Nintendo. It doesn't need arms, it's controlled by facial expressions and how you think. This man is obviously playing the latest Mario rehash.....LOOK AT HIM GO! :|

I don't store them or have them remembered if that's what you mean. I don't have the whole "A jew walks into a bar" ordeal. If it comes up, it comes up. Like when my black co-worker told me he "hates watermelon". I couldn't stop laughing that shift. He knows why it's funny and laughed a good bit with me. I didn't mean…

Could you do me the favor of printing and cutting out the monkey one, making it a real thing?

Now if only they can destroy their need to make more champs for a while.

He is excited. He truly is, he just isn't used to expressing feelings. Poor man must be crying inside.

You don't always have to express hate. Perhaps understand it to another level. What if the First Lady were to meet some regular backwoods white people? How many of them could be racist? It's determined by how people are raised and what's taught to them. This "hate" for them is just stemming from the idea that you…

Haha, it was originally a joke, but I get your point!

YOU GOT IT! That's what I'm talking about people!

The world must be so large to this guy. I knew a guy who ate some bad mushrooms and claimed he was this small. Poor guy died of a heart attack when he thought the statue of a Michelin Man stepped on him.

I was actually thinking about how this could eventually change mankind. No long will I have to write down my phone number for hot waitresses. No longer will I have to transfer notes from paper to typing. I want to share a song with a friend? Just hold my phone and his. Transferred! Now, I'm thinking most of this get's…

In a man's defence on this: I wouldn't do it unless for some reason she wanted it. I have no desire to degrade my lover. If she wants it on the face, that's up to her. I just point and shoot lol No but seriously, I give it my all and love unconditionally. That's how Slow Dancers roll!

Is it really that hard now adays for techies to make an artificial eye? I know it's not what the article is about, but I really don't care anymore about regular ass cameras. I know what you're thinking. What about power and all that. Trust me there's a solution out there. We just have to put our heads together and…

Amen.

I'll have you know, dude, that the post wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Laugh at it, don't be mad at it. You know "ha-ha". D:

You console people are considering yourselves 'gamers' now? Peeshaw! Ew, did I just call it 'people'?

Hello, I am currently a homeless and would like say greetings from the poorest class. You know it's a shitty life down here, although posts like this make us drool (although that could be related to the fact that the leaves look edible). Us homeless can't afford a tv or dinner...that is correct, I do not have a…

The 3DS's that were strapped to them were actually antennae. They work on a hive mind informational basis. What one knows, all know. Kinda like the Dwemers. These are all facts btw.

Russia is only a place known to muggles. In the magic world we call it "Cold-as-shit"(all one word) They sell t-shirts there that say "I WAS FROZEN...TODAY"

I'm hearing this alot, "Sony used to have...[fill_in]", as the quarters go by.