@TheGirlWithTheGoldenEyes: you know what's funny? with one (notable) exception, all of my guy friends are seriously looking to be married, STAT and all of my girl friens are like "what's the big damn hurry?"

@Hamsterpants: fair point. i was referring to the cute clothes that i assume they have stuffed in those body bags!

so, i don't always feel like doing my hair when i travel, either, but i take the time to pull it back or stick a headband in it or something...

fairly depressing way to end the day, huh?

@Agent355: super! i had never thought of it like that before, but you are 100 percent right!

@TheGintheCity: that would be priceless.

@little_engine_that_could: that's what i thought of too!!

@BlondeGrlz: Thank you!!!

@anonymiss: that's exactly how i feel...like, maybe people turn to porn as an outlet, because of some of the puritanical views that still permeate our society?

@babzie: super reference.

can she possibly believe what she writes, or does she just do it because she knows there are other people out there who want to read that trash? does this woman have a soul?

baby's thinking: lady, i'm supposed to wear jumpers. not you! why are you stealing my stuff???

@SnowQueen: hilariously true...but you forgot "No, you're doing it wrong. Here's how to work out this month and be skinny in 30 days."

"No. It is NOT okay to use my razor. OR my butt plug!"

what if the problem is the labels? i have never really had many female friends, and i've always had a lot of guy friends. love baseball, hate football, like beer, can't use any type of bong, know how to grill, don't know anything about cars, enjoy dressing up on the weekends, but my fave clothes are the three pairs of…

@teh_joe: yeah, just ask the great bambino.

"She does not live for a murderous individualism that puts her carnal desires above all else; she lives with the well-being of her family at the forefront and in so doing gains a fulfillment that she never could find in the rat-race or in the sorority house"

#3...Mr. Man Tits was right, just because all the things have some thing/word in common doesn't mean they automatically become funny because you string them together with a mathematical sign.

i need a drink.