95th that spoke. I’d imagine there’s at least 2x more that didn’t.

The only thing that will merit the death penalty from the NCAA is giving some kind of benefit to student-athletes.

Fuck bureaucracy and fuck capitalism.

It should be noted that one trustee is now calling for Simon to go:

Can Eagles fans make a pit stop on their way to Minneapolis to burn down MSU?

He should be locked up alongside the world’s most prosecuted man, Bill Stickers.

*Carefully removes knives strapped on his knees*

Why would random Romans care about Jewish autonomy?

Did you read the article?

Cat and dogs licking each other is a mass ABOMINATION.

Know Jesus!

There’s never been any reliable proof that cats and dogs can exist in the same room together. Just lots of photoshopped pictures and forged videos on the internet.

Cats and dogs living together?

It has developed a sort of Entourage, But With Nerds pattern. Just swap out “Vince got the part” with “Pied Piper got the funding.”

I enjoy seeing how they satirize the real Silicon Valley, but yeah, the Pied Piper story is played out.

I liked him just fine until he started doing those Verizon commercials; now I’m really sick of him. Same goes for that kid from Stranger Things.

Now they just gotta find a way to remove Middleditch.