“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

I wish I had an automatic lock button in my office.
I’d use it to keep people out, though.

“Dude! You got your Meta in my Peanut Butter”

photo credit: @AryehCW on Twitter.

It’s a wickerman for nerds.

I have no idea. That’s why I said sounds like. You would think they would have be more nuanced than to make a show that’s basically “GO GET ‘EM, INTERNET!”I never got past the shitty logline. That, Jeremy Piven and CBS were three strikes, for me.

Such a shame that Fat Sheldon starring Bobby Moynihan didn’t work out

I never understood how someone thought it would be a good idea to make a show that sounds like some glorified version of dipshits on Reddit blaming innocent people for the Boston Marathon Bombing.

But isn’t the paradox there that the crowd was wise enough to reject the Wisdom of the Crowd?

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

I’m pretty sure most people in Hollywood disliked that guy from the beginning and faked it until now. Not that that’s any more pleasant.

Either the Golden Globe or an American Music Award without question. The Golden Globe is as heavy as any other award statue and has the added benefit of large, seemingly sharp points. The American Music Award is a giant pointy glass cone. Either one of those would do the most damage I’d think.

I admit I hate “Christmas Time Is Here” because it sounds like all the kids are trying to sing as high as they can.

Rematch.

Any fight where James Cameron comes out looking like the good guy, you know the other guy was a true asshole.

Well, he’s not a janitor anymore, so that’s something. I’d get paid for some bad art to get a promotion.

How about Spinal Tap’s “Christmas with the Devil”?

‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is the worst. An inane chorus and a childish keyboard tune repeated ad infinitum. It’s almost 4 minutes long but it feels like 4 million years.

You can’t just remove the statue from its place of honor. You have to melt it down if you’re going to release the soul trapped inside and reverse the curse.