I was contemplating my trajectory should I want to climb him. Also thank you! They’re new!

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

I love tipping but is it the policy of Jezebel to not respond when emails are received? I’m worried my tips are being spam blocked.

I’ve heard AMAZING things about Kennedy and her lipsync prowess. I saw a YouTube video of her from before the season and she slayed. And I trust it will be hard to believe because I’m such a fan...but I think Katya connected with the song more and gave the better performance in that lip sync. Kennedy in that specific…

Oh I just meant dissenting from Julianne! I know we all sprung from Katya’s puffy vagina!

My overwhelming love of Mom aside, this is Violet’s offering to drag and I love it. Of the three I backed her and I super back this, with the back of my hand and the front of my loins.

Disenting opinion comrade. KATYA was robbed. And that RuTrolling at the finale confirmed it. So confused by any other choice.

Welp, that was worth the boss finding out I wasn’t paying attention. SNORT.

Just making sure this exists on this thread. I see you’ve played gify, commenty before.

The time capsule that is Empire Records would truly be the most ridiculous remake of all time.

I BIND YOU SONY FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OTHERS AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

Oh hey guys, enjoying your afternoon dirt bag? Cool - They’re remaking THE CRAFT. Everything is terrible. Going to go cry on all the four corners.

Serving (sausage) for House Bolton (couldn’t resist).

FKA Twigs apparently representing fashion House Bolton.

My Beard of Beys feels very conflicted.

As long as they’re not forced into teams again.

At this point I anticipate it more than I do the actual show.

Did you mean Ginger is a reincarnated Edith Massey? Also Katya, aka Mom, is the reason for this season as far as I’m concerned. I have no Rugrets saying that, only rickets.

To sidestep Kris for a sec, can we get a standing ovation in shade court for this moment right here? Slay Bruce - slay! http://officialtruthtea.tumblr.com/post/117553781…

Ha! I knew it. And no metal detectors at Cleveland - we stabbed people in the parking lot and slept with teachers off campus like a good magnet program.