It’s like an intellectual Menger Sponge -- infinite surface area, zero substance. Also known as the Can’tEven Set.

To be fair, he looks like an absolute doofus without the hat as well.

god is a fucking asshole

Donald Trump and Piers Morgan being in the same room together and that room not being vaporized by a meteor is all the proof I need that either there is no god, or god is a fucking asshole. 

Yes, you are correct.  How dare I have an emotional attachment to the place where I was born and raised.

She was fired.

A Texas teacher who tried to report undocumented students in her school district to Donald Trump through a series of public tweets — that she thought were private messages to the president — has been fired.

Because Texas.

I mean I think this whole royalty thing is one big mass delusion but if a person takes it seriously, and it seems like Harry does, then playing nice with awful people is part of the job.

I always find it interesting that Citizens of Mayopolis call out folks of African descent like we CHOSE to come here (number one) and forget (number two) that it very damn well likely that Our Ancestors have been here longer than theirs.

Or, you fucking know, the “hosts” could have some fucking semblance of an idea what they’re getting into and INCLUDE any such reservations in their airbnb description.

Housesitting is a life hack. Couch surfing is a life hack. AirBnB is a business. If you rent out your home on AirBnB, you are in the hospitality business, and unless you specify restrictions on your listing, you can expect people to treat your listing as a hotel - because that’s what it is. If you rent your home out…

Then the chunt shouldn’t have rented it.

Justified reunion where Raylan Givens beats the shit out of Stephen Miller before he cuffs Trump.

This kind of shit is why I don’t fuck with Airbnb in the first place. But the blatant racism not withstanding, this bullshit company is basically a bunch of crooks who 1. fuck up the real estate market in places like NYC 2. are trying to be hotels without taking on actual hotel expenses like having liability insurance…

Then maybe this racist bitch shouldn’t be renting out rooms (in a place she’s possibly renting her damn self) Because expecting guests to keep to 9 to 5 hours on Friday when they’re visiting a town known for the amount of clubs available is unreasonable.

Felt entitled? To what? They said music was fine, then complained after they started playing it (at which point they turned it off). They talked (how dare they!) and then the complained more. “noise was not a problem” they said.

I wouldn’t blithely dismiss this just yet. Judge Sullivan has a strong track record for holding government prosecutors to account and the temperament to take them to task when they don’t.

That’s what U.S. Marshals are for. They are the enforcement arm of the Federal courts, and answer directly to their assigned Federal court district. It’s literally their mission to corral subjects of federal warrants and bring them to court.

Because as funny as that seems, the fact that the government has been taken over by an authoritarian party hell bent on creating a one party rule that has zero respect for the rule of law or the Constitution they claim to love feels like the bigger story?