I’m confused. Are you driving the Ferrari? Or are you working a corner with some other hookers when a potential john loses control of his wheels and runs you down?

I was guessing Texas, but sadly it could have happened anywhere. Politics may be local, but stupidity is everywhere.

That’s totally fine to feel that way too. I’m not here to try and change your mind. You drew up the Bible as a comparison and contrast to my joke about wiping my ass with a copy of Dianetics; I’m not arguing that the bible is the greatest book ever written, only that it’s consider worthy literature to many outside of…

That’s totally fine to feel that way too. I’m not here to try and change your mind. You drew up the Bible as a…

Hard to tell but I don’t think the Corvette was blocking any vehicles exit. With that being said, yeah the parking like an asshole makes you an asshole. Towing a vehicle to prove a point, doesn’t just make you an asshole, it makes you a criminal in my book. Call a towing company, or your local law enforcement agency…

My prediction? Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead. Let’s “make America great again” the same way a raging wildfire makes an ecosystem great again. It should only take him a few years to burn the entire country to the ground. Vote Trump.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

1. Take the oil

If you think rising insurance rates will kill high school football, you are probably unaware how much money school districts are willing to spend on football stadiums.

“rising insurance premiums are gonna kill high school football”

It is. Play a tiny violin for the buggy-whip salesmen.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

The Mig-25's first flight was in 1964.

/buying it before the seller reads this goddamn article

Soviet SAMs killed the B-70.

Before everybody jumps on this saying it was an intentional assassination, in that scenario who would be driving the Merc? What kind of maniac would think that having someone drive a car through traffic at high speed and perfectly time a head on collision that kills the other driver but not themself is in any way a…

To be fair, no way on earth would the Chinese allow a bunch of “aircraft mechanics” (aka CIA) crawling around in their airbase for 8-12 months.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Mexico did.

That is a great question. Thank you for asking.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.