U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

This statement is so weird. I mean isn’t the point of this merger that they do actually “believe” in sports news as TV programming, they just want to piggy back off of SI instead of making the investments in house? Also, maybe not the best way to explain your business model- we don’t believe in news. Um....ok, Fox…

get back to your basement and paint your 40k miniatures.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Basically. I just shudder to think of the brunch conversations in which beautiful 22-40-year old white men and women plead with their friends to join them for their prison workout—That guy really went to prison! It’s a workout for people who want to get hard!

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Adults eat Pop-Tarts?

The US has been trying to get Japan to do that since the 1950's. In part since it allows us to move our troops from there. Of course why get rid of that resolution and have to pay for a larger military when you can have the US continue to house troops there instead.

Well given China’s moves in the last few years getting rid of a part of the constitution that places unrealistic limits on the Japanese Self-Defence Forces is probably a wise move, especially as parts of Japan are increasingly demanding unilateral US withdrawal from their territory.

Not a chance. I would have totally watched it if there was a chance of mass casualty. I didn’t watch it because a) it wasn’t live, and 2) because I get sick of them turning every olympian into some sort of mother theresa that happens to swim, run, pole vault or ride horses. Just once, I’d like to see them profile a…

The spectre of disaster was an incentive to watch, not a reason to avoid watching.

The responsible managers of the factory, maybe? After 35 years in the Factory, I’ve learned that the workers do what they are trained to do and what their foreman makes them do. A worker (and this is valid for the prison workers too) doesn’t wake up one morning, and decides to make himself an handmade tool. And if he…

If you carefully read tge article, you’ll see that RPI staff forced prisoners to rework unfit helmets, and falsify QC reports they’d already correctly filled out. The problem here was ironically corrupt members of the Bereau of Prisons, not so much the prisoners themselves.

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

In response to a play from 11 years ago, I mentioned a play from 9 years ago and a play from one year ago. There are pills for discussing interference plays at second base?

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."

This joke was really funny before Craggs changed the picture. You'll just have to trust me on this one.