Who could possibly want to prevent women from prosecuting their attackers? /s

I will never understand bros. The need to define your identity by exclusionary discrimination is so confusing to me.

Also I find it really interesting that people claim “sex sells” when I read a study not too long ago proving that, compared to gender- and sex-neutral advertising, ‘sexy’ advertising sold worse.

I did not know this. Thank you for the information!

No reason to be embarrassed about trying to quit smoking; I can’t imagine how difficult it is and have nothing but respect for people who are attempting to quit.

Technically, it isn’t actual smoke, just water vapor. Which is pretty neutral, danger-wise. So it is healthier than any other form of ‘actual’ smoking. Just know it apparently carries a risk of smug.

You probably have less-terrible oils, then. Because whenever a vaper blows a cloud of smoke in my direction it always seems to be far too sickly-sweet.

While I don’t smoke myself, I completely understand smoking as self-medicating and am glad that vaping has helped you with that. I wish you the best with vaping!

I completely support and understand using vaping to quit. I wish you the best of luck in staying smoke free.

I don’t get vaping. On the one hand, it doesn’t have that old-school killing-yourself-and-those-around-you-slowly coolness, but on the other hand the smoke is always way too sickly sweet and the people who do it are smug about it.

Or your kid is possessed and the doll is preventing anyone from returning it to its plastic prison. The only way to be sure is to purify it with fire.

I was going to make a joke about how the new Illuminated documents were underwhelming but not only was it already pointed out that it has a long history in Christianity, but I would feel bad making fun of her.

It’s not requesting a hug.

We’re not on the wrong end of evolution, it’s just that humans’ hips did not grow to the same scale with out goddamn freaky heads. Humans are born super premature compared to other animals which is why our babies are worthless compared to every other species.

Horrors I cannot unsee. I feel like Dark Souls is real now.

Don’t forget Idaho. The south is desert, the north (as far as I am concerned since there was a major compound bust when I was a wee brat) is full of skinheads.

A clever trick, for a ghost.

If I am going to be dehumanized/hunted/put into a camp, at least give me a nuclear fire to keep me warm rather than a slow and cold death.

I was in the Boy Scouts. I was the best member ever. I used it to socialize, never went to any of the organizations things, and then lied in order to get the stupid golden arrow thing because they were asking when we playing ping-pong.

He’s not antithetical to all religious views. He’s going to usher in the Rapture and the end of times!