Should I call the waaaahmbulance?

This. Because god hates us.

That was really neat seeing the Dallas Cowboys cheering on Duke.

Duke and Kentucky in the final. Our greatest fears have been realized.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

That is TWO TIME NBA CHAMPION Adam Morrison

Why can't he take his aggression out on someone who actually deserves it, like Nick Saban?

I 100% completely agree...when you think about leaders with high moral character who believe that winning football games is just a by-product of ethics, morals and character AND who are all about giving "African Americans a second chance"...Nick Saban completely comes to mind.

"This is the type of guy that doesn't deserve a third chance"

...in the fourth round of the 2015 supplemental draft, the Dallas Cowboys select

Is it me or does it seem she is doing this for the attention?

Her mom and older sister were a powerful country music duo in the late 80's, early 90's. She went on to be in a bunch of films due to her chemistry with Morgan Freeman and her willingness to show her boobs. She is now the mom in the Hunger Games knock-off, Divergent. Her older Sister is a talented as a musician and…

If I weren't a UK alumnus, I'd been all aboard the ND train. They were wonderful to watch.

Anyone who doesn't like Kentucky is racist.

I didn't know that Ashley Judd had a Siamese twin head that looks like a fat John Cassavetes with glasses.

i have no love for the dead, but they're probably the highest grossing band of all time in concert revenue. you're being foolish.

I'm fucking with you. I'm a Grateful Dead fan and Grateful Dead fans are annoying as fuck, so not really a terrible comparison. Other good ones:

I watched the entire game. Either Notre Dame could also beat an NBA team or, in reality, anyone that says Kentucky could beat an NBA team is a fucking moron.

As a Knicks fan I would take Ashley Judd over Spike Lee any day of the week. Really don't get the hate for her (and I hate Kentucky).

Someone said it perfectly. Notre Dame played Kentucky that entire game then the last two minutes they played the clock and it bit them in the ass. Damn shame.