Whether it's co-ed flag football or a half-marathon, having a date inked on the calendar will guilt you into submission.

I'm sure the stats goons will find a thousand ways to prove me wrong, but there were a couple of years there where Vlad Guerrero was the best player in baseball.

He looks like he has a Google Alert set for "casting Tombstone sequel"

Someone needs to knock the dustin off that pussy.

Thats odd...my parents kicked my brother Joey out of our house because he tried to rape our cat. Is this the same thing?

Truly Double Penner Tration...

It seems Penner is not mightier than the pen.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

"Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."

Don't act like this was his only offense. He also accepted free food at a soup kitchen.

I remember being in the bay the night JR won the dunk contest. We took a friend in Sacramento back to the city where he was going to school. We had a sack of that bright green, sticky chronic that you never see anymore since the purps took over, and we hit every spot. Shattuck. Emeryville. Broadway. Jack London.…

Yeah he might be in shape now, but he used to be in so much more Good Humor.

All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

But where THE FUCK was Mamula?!

Menendez is at peace with how his football career turned out, and life has treated him well. He has a wife of 14 years ("been there from the beginning"), an eight-year-old son ("definitely very fast as well"), and a rental car business in Conyers, Ga., which he's owned for 10 years.

As Jim Sorgi will attest, it's better just to chill on the sidelines.

Jerome was never the most talented, but had an iron will that made him irreplaceable.

I live in Lake Oswego and would see Mercy all the time. At the supermarket etc. my family has had tickets every year of the Blazers existence. He epitomized the Blazers to me, wonderful person, caring and thoughtful and tenacious on the court. Effort was incredible. He brought it every night and that is rare.…

I was born in 1987, so I was five years old when the Blazers were in the finals for the third time in the franchise's history. I couldn't tell you jack shit about '77 or even '90 for that matter, but I watched the ever-living hell out of the '92 playoffs since I was finally old enough to understand what the hell was…

I'm doing well on Twitter, so I doing well in life.