St. Elizabeth, the patron saint of doggies.

Clearly this person did something terrible to deserve such bad karma.

Few body parts bring the ick factor faster than than a shaved scalp. Particularly if veiny or ruffled with excess skin (does that make sense?).

Let’s speak of something worth while...remember when “sci-fi” played mst3k rather than Sharknado 12? The good ol’ days. That odd ball Tara Reid existed in an E! Network series that capitalized on female sexualization when men that identify as heterosexual (read: would even ogle boobs) dared watch E! Network. And even…

Fun and cheap...just like your mother!

Reno 911’s ambassador of class: Terry!

Been waiting all week (possibly life in total?) to use this:

I’m glad there’s heavy outrage against not only his non-dad bod physique, but also the claim he has anything less than a quite certainly, perfectly sized package.

I’m sorry her teacher is an idiot. Get at me with her school district and I’ll do my best to cause a ruckus.

To preface with “genuinely curious” in no way keeps me from wanting to shake you through the computer.

...he’s a transplant to my hometown.

Recently watched John Oliver for the first time. Going to give it another go as the content was just fine. But when he did a raccoon impression, I nearly died. And not in a good way.

Perhaps this prior to $37k?

His kid? Psha!

Only large enought hide my sexuality from the 6th - 10th grade. (Read: quite large)

Gravity works differently in that part of the world. It’s very simple really.

Microsoft Surface.

I’d read the article but meh.

500-700 Pesos?