Networking - just use wires.

I'll just leave this here for anyone who wants to see more weird coffins:

Gosh, I had no idea that what I thought was fun really was not, and that stuff I didn't enjoy I actually did enjoy. How confusing.

That bathroom stall does not give Batman enough privacy. Part of why I like working from home: my own bathroom.

While that might work, I get just as anxious over trying to do it myself as I do putting it into someone else's hands.

Delicious chemicals of various origins, combined with creamy butter. Tastes great on everything, or straight from the tube.

As someone that has trouble even getting haircuts due to anxiety, to the point where I usually don't go for months at a time and force myself to go before special occasions, here's a hearty "Fuck You" to you, Luke.

Honestly I'm expecting Amazon to dip their toes into the gaming market (beyond Kindle Fire) at some point in the not-so-distant future, more than anyone else (except Valve.). They have slowly been pushing out from being a massive online storefront to covering more and more of your "online needs," from streaming video…

Not bad, I'd consider it. Have to agree with what has been said, the "SAY APPLE" bit could be left off to make it look better.

We shall pay for it with our broken economy!

Oh, darn, you bumped CE. Guess we start over from 0.

Ouch. You could have purchased a sanely-priced fan and some dryer duct to make a similar solution. It wouldn't be as pretty, but by my estimate you would save a good $40-60 depending on what you already have. Or if you don't mind cracking the case open, improve your PC's fan / heatsink setup.

The buffalo chicken ones are good as well. I honestly cannot think of one that I dislike.

Those are good! The jalapeno "cream cheese" ones? They may be my favorite.

"It’s BPA free and 100% recyclable and now you won’t spill all over yourself when you’re using a wide mouth canning jar."

Seconding the vote for Taquitos. Can't beat em. And you get a plethora of choices! (Sometimes...)

No, Mike... No. Why? Why would you do this to yourself? Don't slum it with the mystery meat! Don't use a hotdog roller!

I have no desire to see what you did there.

Didn't realize that jealousy might make it difficult to see that I haven't been serious from the start. My apologies, I will try to be more careful next time.

"limbless people use less fuel" - This is unproven. Limbless people use wheelchairs, which necessitate batteries, and therefore the consumption of natural resources they would otherwise not use. Some day, this might make sense, just not yet.