I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

In Russia, our steering columns constantly adjust to changing road conditions.

““Big mistake. Big. Huge!” a newly re-styled Vivian gets to gloat at the snooty saleswoman who refused to help her when she came in wearing her street clothes.”

Maybe it’s just because I spent so long in retail, but this has never struck me as being a blow to these sales people in any way. They end up making a bigger…

Good thing the team of Italians that she’d spent her entire life admiring wasn’t there to put a pump into her spokes...

I came to the door as the UPS guy put the first one on the welcome mat. He said “I don’t know what’s in there, but be careful picking it up.” I said it was a dumbbell, and he gave me the most disgusted look I’ve gotten in a while. Sorry, UPS dude, it’s not my fault Swole Bezos has conquered the world. We all made the…

Well, the Force in the Star Wars universe is permeable, and even droids can use it. While droids can become naturally self aware (as evidenced by the Skywalker’s R2-D2 unit and the various “talky” B1 grunt units) they can’t actually feel pain... Unless their self-awareness is developed enough for them to be able to…

*falls down jetway*

Ex-presidents who lost their speaking parts?

Transylvania? You mean Dual-Clutch Transylvania?

Bridge 1/2 furlong ahead, 6 cubits in height, if you are carrying more than 3 hogsheads of mead you shall not pass.

What does the Chicken Tax have to do with the 25-year import ban? They are two separate and distinct things.

Black smoke: the bus is still burning

That’s what they get for buying from the Nero Bus Company.

Actually, they went from big tires-to the little ones-and then back. Part fashion of the time-part function. Like any other motorsport, if someone does something and WINS, other will copy. I seem to remember drivers going back to the tall tires was due to less control and difficulty staging.

This is a Terrell article, so only AMERICAN aircraft carriers are pointless, expensive, and probably racist. At this point, I read Foxtrot Alpha just for laughs.

Yeah it’s racist AND incomprehensible. It’s not just the spelling, either.

Fake.

I used to brag to kids in school who were in love with 5.0L Vanilla Ice Mustangs that my mom’s Buick Century wagon had 4.9 LITRE badges so it was pretty close.

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.