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And yet the police officer was travelling at the same speed and did not crash. It’s almost as if there was a reason other than just the speed for the crash.

Congratulations? That’s not how 99% of American buyers buy cars. Glad it works for you though!

Someone should make Rowdy’s adventures into a movie! Maybe call it, ah, ‘Logan’s Run’...

“in the name of jesus christ, we will hereby kill a dolphin and suffocate a flock of sea birds, and drown a penguin in a bath of ‘lib’ tears for every single Leaf we sell, as God would have wanted.”

Chevy should do that with their unwanted EV and call it the Bolt Action.

One of my best friends in h.s. had a white T-1000 5-door. It was what it was. This was the late 80's and there were millions of Chevettes on the road. Even by the early 80's, it was *way* outdated. We had a ‘78 2-door in “Scooter” trim. It had no glovebox door, no passenger rearview mirror, no a/c, power brakes,…

“I’ve never seen such a mediocre vehicle manufacturer ride the coattails of its previous reputation and glory as much as Jeep does.”

Attention VW recruiters!  

Canyonero!

I mean, there’s one way to fix this;

Updating for inflation: $230,000 and a free gas $100 card with the purchase of an extended warranty.

Really, wow, even google can’t tell ‘em apart.

Grand Wagoneer L Trailhawk 4XE Plug in Hybrid. 11 miles of EV range. $200k. 

$100k for a Jeep? I know somebody that can get 100-200 Jeeps for that price!

Sears catalog growing up wasn’t porn either, but...um...mission accomplished. 

Yes, absolutely to This Film is Not Yet Rated. The whole ratings system is arbitrary and pretty wild.

If you haven’t already, I HIGHLY suggest watching “This Film is Not Yet Rated” for an inside look at how utterly and completely fucked the rating’s system is. Boy simulated masturbating? PG-13. Girl simulated masturbating? NC-17. It is completely ridiculous, and I’m glad that streaming services pretty much don’t have…

Heaven forbid children learn about “Evil Dead” or “Female Trouble”.