The fact that you're focusing on one fluid oz as the basis for your critique of my views speaks volumes.

I think humans - women included - should avert their eyes when encountering two Lesbian horses consummating their passion.

I donno. It's not a choice between life and death. It's a choice between a good death, or a miserable one. That's the change.

OK. Banning more than 4oz fluid b/c of a threat that is absurd and proven unworkable. Allowing cigarette lighters (explosives!) on planes due to tobacco lobbyists. Spending 100s of millions (more?) for genital scanners that, while quite rewarding for the contractor who was single-sourced on a no-bid contract to rush…

One of the few cases in which the assault victim welcomed Death's cold embrace.

Jodark's a troll and fails miserably when trying to behave as a human being.

We go to clubs and often wait for friends to show up in our car, listening to music (thus, parked car, key in ignition, engine off).

Has anyone considered the fact that he was maybe trying to update the classic Coca-Cola recipe, only with methamphetamine instead of coca leaves?

None of which would get through the fortified cockpit doors, and any passenger pulling out any of them would be immediately swarmed by several scores of passengers prepared to rend the flesh off the would-be hijacker's bones if they were rash enough to use them.

Ironic that de facto proto-TSA chieftain Michael Jackson is too tone deaf to realize his boasting anecdote about insta-firing the then-head of the Air Marshals for not snapping to quickly enough to suit his tastes.

It's nice to see that Rick Santorum is taking a break after his Primary loss to get in a few rounds of golf.

The only thing better would be a water slide with a spine-snapping loop-de-loop at the very end of it.

Good thing I'm no dinosaur, otherwise I'd be concerned.

Yes. Especially if it's a small, yappy breed then European (or quality) dark chocolate is best.

Was her name Rasputin by any chance?

The fact that you will never have to worry about your cat eating your candy proves their inferiority to dogs?

TIL: feed annoying dogs large bars of Swiss chocolate, because all non-annoying breeds will shrug it off.

So, it's like buying tickets to see the Sex Pistols (their UK run, 'natch, not the US tour) and discover they've switched bands and you're stuck with Pink?

The only thing that could make this better would be flaming gas jets* surrounding the exit to instantly dry off brave park patrons. What could possibly go wrong?

Does anyone know about the health of Leonard Nimoy? I think he retired. Was it because he felt he couldn't put the energy he'd like into his roles?