...So can we start whining about the ship date for Diablo III yet?

Blizzard should withhold the S Korean release for two weeks. Just to see if Orange County can defend themselves that long against a full-on military invasion.

@Fociz: Play naked. Like a commando.

Valve, I today I will eat TWO sandwiches in tribute to your fine company.

Can't wait to see the developer's follow-up effort, Kindergarten Sex Kittens.

@kyoshizen: So, I take it the cafe was out of half-and-half so the guy decided to produce his own?

@conorflan: Keep your day job.

@Squirrelbot3000: Try Peets.

@Benguin: The Mighty Gawker Empire really needs to add an Irony Test to new accounts, where failing precludes commenting. Ever.

What kind of sucking Red State nightmare hellhole does one have to live in to think that Starbucks patrons are the height of pretension?

Did Dave ask, "Since you're against "socialism", you'll sign this document here and now revoking your Social Security and Medicare? Hmmmm?"

@Nudgenudge: They're kind of like those sad guys with 3" penises insisting that they're just as good as the stallion-equipped lovers.

@ChimeraTheory: Boys, I'll explain this, slowly this time.

@Nihilexistentialist: No developer has a Constitutional right to force Apple to include them in their store, either. No matter how predatory they are to Apple's customer base.

@Unspellable: Developer beware, as well.

@Lion_Knight: You really need to learn how to spell "breeding" before badmouthing "ignorant people".

@thespence88: Or, y'know, it was a con that will be exposed when the sucker sees the charge on his (or more likely, his parents') credit card bill.