What are Netflix’s crimes against humanity that he would be guilty of associating himself with? I mean besides “A Christmas Prince” of course.

Welcome to Nightvale!

Was The Lighthouse not released in 2019?

And I hope you are doing well Sumner! Enjoy Dud and the Order of the Lynx.

Chester A. Arthur. Them chops be banging!

I told my 5 year old this just a few nights ago and she just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time. It’s like she couldn’t process it at all.

Oh wow. This is exactly how I feel.

It feels really weird calling “Lodge 49" easy watching when everyone in the show is going through their own existential crisis. But for me that show is easy and comfortable to watch. I feel at home in the Lodge. Like I actually know each character on the show. Oh and I haven’t even started the 2nd season yet.

Bad Janet in the previous episode, “I don't have to poop. I choose to.”

No that’s not real is it? I just read an old article today and said to myself if Barry ever goes...And now this has happened!!

It was a really hard choice. But after really deep contemplation and reflection, I am happy to announce that my favorite of the three good dogs that Tom met is....(drum roll) ALL OF THEM. 

I am four weeks late in replying but I hope taco night went well.

The counterpoint to all of this excitement of course is that it was done against the Bengals.

But that would require him acknowledging that there is an incident in the first place. There is a new line of public affairs where you don’t deny that an event occurred or a thing was said. Instead, you disregard the possibility of that event or thing ever having the possibility of existing.

I hope whatever terrible circumstances kept you from enjoying one of life’s greatest delicacies have passed. 

I just realized I have no clue how tall I am precisely.

Do you think that this will get any farther than the son-to-be-upcoming date upon which Juul and Altria begin making large donations to his campaign? It’s as empty a promise as the dozens of times that he supported background checks on the days following each inevitable mass shooting.

I feel like you have pretty much nailed the appeal here. 

Man I’m at work and I want to go home and hug my kids, eat some gummies with them, and watch Team Umizoomi (or something about dinosaurs which is currently all the rage in our home).

Yeah I was reading this article as an observer until the part about the sledgehammer. I immediately thought “what if” that thing happening to my family. I stopped reading after that and came down to the comments. It makes me feel sick. I’m not sure how much more life I would have left after that.