I am neither a doctor nor an exercise expert. But that man looks like he lives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle.

“EVERYONE DESERVES TO FACE THEIR ACCUSERS IN AN IMPARTIAL SYSTEM.”

Man, you keep sourcing us to Wikipedia articles about the 6th Amendment and the Confrontation Clause. But NONE. OF. THAT. APPLIES. AT. ALL. Read the end of the first sentence in the Confrontation Clause article. It says, in part, “in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right…to be confronted with…

“It’s supposed to be a core right.”

Which again applies to state actions.

“I trim my pubes” 

I know where this is going and I’m going to see it through to the end.

I broke my right thumb as the recipient of a drunken high-five gone terribly wrong after winning a particularly intense and close game of flip- cup my freshman year of college.

Whenever I read or hear stories about people breaking bones or dislocating things, I think to myself “ouch, that would suck.” But when I hear a story about someone ripping a toenail or fingernail off I think to myself, “Oh shit, end it all now!”

I’m going to make it popular again.

I’m not normally one to defend this state, but I have to agree. Indiana is worse.

This might be the same overpass from which the city just removed dozens of homeless people in preparation of the new season. Or not. There are a lot of indistinguishable overpasses here in the former Losantiville.

My dad and I have been talking at great lengths about what the likely ultimate outcome is regarding Trump and Mueller. I think both of us are pretty smart guys. But of all the possibilities we’ve run through, we’ve never considered this one. I think this one is it.

I have no clue what a gonch is but I definitely agree with you.

Word up.

I feel like the opening to Audioslave’s Cochise would be pretty good walk-up music.

I love Ohio State. I love the campus. I love the time I spent there. I met my wife there.

However, I really need to start using the past tense when I describe my love for Ohio State football. And college football as a whole. 

>slightly better than Domino’s

My quick back of the envelope estimate as to individual pay-out, contingent on the attorneys or law firms getting a third, is roughly 840k each. But that could be completely incorrect.

Oh I’d love to see them drop in and record that segment from Iris’ porch which looks like a good porch.

Have they done a Let’s Remember Some Basketball Guys segment?

This is likeliest reason.