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That’s rough m8, ugh. Somewhat related to difficulty, I still have nightmares about that Battletoads tunnel yeah

True Story:  I had a sweet, old lady neighbor once and I would help bring in her groceries. One day we got to talking about how bad the squirrels were on the block, she then told me that she would catch them in raccoon traps. I thought I knew where she was going with this, she would release them in the park later or

or the 1701-year-old runes from backers complaining about a lack of shipping updates

I think we have a pretty good idea how the old scandanavians "crowd funded" their stuff. :) 

Can't wait for the evidence of the 1702 year-old Kickstarter that funded it

Harry Potter and the Self-Greasing Pole is the 12th book in the series

Doesn’t read the article.
Complains that the article doesn’t have info that it has.

At 11.4 Million subscribers and 1.2 billion total channel views... This.

He literally put food in it for the squirrels and demonstrates how the catapult isn’t going to hurt them. They, in fact, make larger leaps than the catapult is capable of on a regular basis.

You get that it’s just a fun thing he did and that he wasn’t actually trying to deter the squirrels, right?

Raccoons are like miniature bears. They just kind walk up, sniff around, find something they want, and try to muscle their way to it to grab it.

Squirrels are natural hoarders. They will empty the feeder over and over and store the seeds in their home or storage places (squirrels keep many caches of food). Squirrels will take so much food from places that studies have shown they can’t remember where they keep 90% of it. You will be refilling your feeder

This is not an obstacle course that prevents squirrels from getting the bird food. It’s a training course that will create superintelligent squirrels.

I’ve already got one of those.

No problem.

CGI dept: “Here’s an early cut where the headless demon dog stalks Stacey outside the cabin. We haven’t applied lighting effects yet.”

Baa Baa black bot have u any wool?

Why did you do that?  Why did you make me summon the XKCD monster???  

Nice, but can he do this?

Which is why my plants are better, stronger, faster than theirs.