David is BY FAR the cream of the crop around here. He doesn’t even have any real competition at this point.

Is this what journalism looks like?

You’re a dog faced pony soldier

I just want to say how refreshing it is to read a Morning Shift without political bias, anti-automobile or anti-capitalist snark.  Thanks for being an actual journalist when so many of your colleagues have just given up the facade David.

You know, that last debate (where they kept the audience OUT, due to the virus— which was a delight to watch without the non-stop applause and crowd reactions. It’s almost like substance suddenly mattered, not blasting viewers with pandering one-liners.) was the first time I realized how LITTLE Bernie and Daddio-Joe…

You don’t understand. He’s totally changed! He no longer supports those things that are unlikely to get him elected and supports those things that are likely to get him elected, whatever he’s told those are on a given day. He’s hip and cool now, daddio.

4Low: It feels strange reading a Morning shift with an unbiased tone, no ‘New York is the only place in the world’ opinions, or union Shilling.

Neutral: Given that while in the Senate Biden re-wrote the bankruptcy laws so these jackals can chase you into the after-life? And given how the big banks control the Speaker of the House and Schumer? No. I’d say that the likely outcome in the Fall is even more “accommodations” to the financial services industry that…

This dealer group has been involved in all kinds of shenanigans, including the above-described $2.4M essentially stolen from car wash employees (paid below minimum wage, unpaid time, charged for shop supplies) which the dealer principal also owns. Per a friend (who may actually end up posting here) who lives nearby,…

Something very similar to this happened at Hyundaii Nissan.

Having talked to Hyundai and Kia dealer reps for corporate, they know. I hear from people in Marketing and Sales that it keeps them up at night knowing that they are going to hit the spotlight for a shitty dealer doing outrageous shit and the brand take the hit.  Its not for a lack of trying to fix it either, they are…

Sue someone?

DoorDash drivers are given a company credit card that they use to complete orders. I believe that, depending on the restaurant, drivers are also able to pay through DoorDash’s driver app, but I’d need a driver to confirm that.

DoorDash.

Sixth gear:

My heart is now filled with jealousy every time a delivery rider whizzes away from me at a stop sign,...

Neutral: I just wish I can work all day with my five cats. They would make the work day soo much better. At least 3 of them would sit on the keyboard, the other two would stand right in front of the monitor.

I just want to play with the configurator dammit!

The Venn Diagram of people who think that electric performance cars don’t sound cool and people who have masculinity issues is pretty much a circle.

That sounds rad as hell. Does it sound better than ICE? Wrong question- it sounds different because it IS different. You can appreciate both for different reasons.

I hate new things too, brother. That's why I still drive a horse.