Good, I need something new to hatewatch. Posh always looked like a moron. She still does.

I can't give my money to finance delusional behavior like this. Here's a live "performance".

There's a reason why bars were invented…

Sarah got an honorary law degree from Trump University.

You're a bird!

Dennis' onion tears were great, I almost thought he had a conscience. At least he didn't kill anyone in this finale.

Two things- no one is paying $20 per movie ticket. No one wants to pay $50 to rent a movie to watch at home and return within 48 hours.

Exactly! If they were low on supplies, they would have both gone back to the compound, then went out later together and tried a different route.

You forgot to write SPOILER ALERT first :-)

About 10 minutes were cut from the original theatrical release. It's easier to understand Thornton's obsession with catching Bishop in the full version.

They had me at "Jessica Alba", but lost me at "Snooki".

You do know that this is fake, right?

I hope he's everyone's b-tch in prison.

What about when Sgt. Slaughter became an Iraqi sympathizer? Say it ain't so, Vince McMahon!

Bring back Goofy Grape and Loud Mouth Lime!

Glenn dies anyway in the next episode. You heard it here first, people.