For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Fuck Alzheimer’s.

The driver definitely sucks, but so do those parents who put their kids in harm’s way. They have to know this is a possibility So at minimum they should put some more space between them and the action or ensure a solid fixed object is in the way.

The badge is to identify him as a member of the FoMoCo Public Relations First Responders: “Nothing to see here”

Someone should have punched him in the face! Do you see all those little kids.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Based on what I've read on Jalopnik all I'll need is a CarMax extended warranty.

He’s only one point behind Fernando Alonso.