“Dear sweet adorable baby Jesus.
Please finally let Trumpy fly into such a hate filled twitter rage that his syphilis riddled brain explodes and runs out his cranial orifices like an orange Slurpee from 7-11.”

He’s turning into a crazy,racist, old woman.

Valve stems?

Amateurs.

“There must have been an electrical short to cause the car to catch fire.” (shrug)

The GT350R is N/A and will outrun the GT500 once you get to the curves.

Big time supercharged HP doesn’t mean squat if you can’t put it down in anything other than a straight line.

Now we know where Trump came from.

I KNEW that wasn’t his real hair!

“She looks down with contempt on the hard-working Americans [by] saying that ignorance is pervasive in many parts of this country,” Trump said.

The “contempt” part is questionable but I’d say that statement is pretty much dead-on.

As always, the vocal racist that can only do so anonymously.

The crash investigation concluded at “her”.

Or the government can label you as a terrorist and thereby deny you legal council and put you in front of a military tribunal.

Cuba’s nice this time of year.

Most of the complainers will die soon so waa to them. Then for the 19 yr old whiner, if you can get a C8 at 19 odds are it’s with someone else’s dime so waa to you too.

You know, if you look farther than the end of your hood it’s easier to see the potholes before you hit them.

The same quotas that are known at the time of filling out the job application?

That’s “college 101" for justifying ones student loan debt.

“Class traitor”?

Truly proof that the new work ethic of the world isn’t to try and be the best you can be but rather try and drag those that achieve back down to your level.

“Nothing harmful”

Yea, remind us of that when a blonde haired blue eyed Godzilla attacks Oslo.

You do know things existed before 1999, right?

“OMG, There’s this movie on tv from before they invented colors!”

Hung jury

“I don’t approve of fetishism of ethnicity, I have morals.

Now stick that second dick in my butt.”

If you were in Springfield Mo you were near Whiteman AFB which is one of the homes of the B2 stealth bomber. Odds are good that’s what you saw.

“American Black”?