The only thing worse than someone with emotional/mental issues is an armchair psychiatrist who thinks they can diagnose someone they’ll never meet.

As a 33 year UPS employee let me offer this advice. If you feel that yours or a loved ones “Christmas was ruined! F**K you shipping company!” if the package is late then 1) learn what the real meaning of Christmas is. 2) DON’T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE! 3) Maybe send a gift card and a note for the loved ones item.…

Merry Christmasssssss..............tooooooo...........youuuuuuuuuuu.

Who cares? They’re both barely older than fetus’.

“I got 30...30...30...30....Do I hear 35? 35....35...35.......Sold to the orange Jaba the Hut in the back!”

My oldest is 24, youngest is 11. For 24 years, and to this day, if the kids were running around climbing on stuff,playing, acting like crazy little kids, I called them my little monkeys. That’s a saying that’s been around forever, used by folks of all colors, about kids of all colors.
It’s all about context and the…

It’s possible that while the water she used is described as “tap water” and it came from her faucet she very well could be on a well system or some other means other than water coming from a water treatment plant in urban areas.

And yes, I’ve flushed my sinus with tap water with salt added for years.

You could tell someone that an employee swallowed a golden bead and that if you were the lucky person who’s hand the employee crapped that bead into to win a prize and there would be a riot to get in line for the chance.

The extinction meteor can’t get here soon enough.

“Go Fund Me”....................lol

Should be a Go F**k Yourself

“Bring home the bagels”

“But I’m gluten intolerant!!!!”

“this isn’t the first time the post office has fucked over people just waiting to get a birthday card, or trying to pay a bill, because a former president died”

Just how ignorant are you? It’s called respect. People used to have it.

Security at Heinz Field really needs to catch-up to these rowdy fans.

So much babbling for nothing.

September 4th?

“Grampa......................Grampa................stay still, we’re trying to take a picture. Grampa..........................”

Not taking sides, but once again..................ALLEGED.

Investigate, follow due process, crucify in due time.

When the snows heavier or it’s icy you can use gasoline and a match to clear your car. ~ Millennials afraid to do a little work tip line.

Do $16lb bean farts smell better?

That’s the incorrect term as it falls under lying to a police officer.

The correct term is “I have no recollection”

It is neither yes or no and leaves the window open, when presented with contrary evidence, to say “Oh, now I remember” and leave your self an out.

What the article doesn’t point out is her record run was from bathroom to bathroom.

Hell, I’ve broken the record for the 440 just from eating a beef and bean burrito.