Oh............idk, how about persons with disabilities bring along their own personal (durable/flexible/meets their needs) straws and other items with them?
Depending on the level of their disability, they or those assisting them, will be already carrying their personal items anyway.

And, yes, I have personal experience…

“I am up to my ass in student loans on a writing degree and I’m stuck at this dead end job at Gizmodo. WTF am I going to do to make my article quota except come up with another half-assed attempt at click bait controversys?
GD-it, I wish Hallmark would look at my resume!”

At least Elon did SOMETHING. How di you…

Trump already offers flights separate from your kids.

What ever happened to people understanding the word “allegedly” in ANY situation of a person being accused of ANYTHING before the masses begin lighting the torches?

So when a woman’s actions take her past “bitch” then what word is thrown out when women argue?

(adding that she had to explain to her daughter “why these things are happening.”)

Next time brush it from the back side of the tire where it goes AWAY from the roller, genius.

Blacked out everything on cars.

“The footage shows the story completely,” the upset mother said. “My nerves are very, very bad right now.”
Uh................no it doesn’t.

Was she civil or belligerent with the employee? “Can I please get some silverware” is not going to get the cops called on you. “What the f**k? I aint paying for f**king…

Do what a civilized human should do. Use dining as an example to teach your child how to act in public and then, as children will make some mess, show them how to clean up after themselves.

21% less movies maybe. But what is the quality of the remaining movies remaining?

Hopefully he has a prison asshole too.

Jesus, your job really is to just walk into the office, sit down, and ask yourself: “What can I call racist today? What have the ALLEGED racists ALLEGEDLY done this time?”

FIFY even further.

She’s hot as a grease fire.

Anyone caught up in these massive “not smart enough to slow down for conditions “ crashes needs to have their license revoked. Possibly sterilization also.

Why do I hear the theme song to “Friends” watching this?

F&F did about as much for the car enthusiast as Legally Blonde did for women’s rights.

On the bright side no one can complain about the race of the officers.

I wish Ford would offer the chrome bits on the Bullitt as an optional package on all mustangs. A few bright pieces really dress up over the monochromatic “dipped” look.

As the owner I’d decline that offer. If Ford wants it bad enough they’ll be high bidder at the auction.