That some miraculous carburetor is able to change the laws of physics by allowing an internal combustion engine to burn water.  

But wherever JR is, he will forever be shirtless

Or took a called strike three straight down the middle, thinking the count was 0-2.

Or it shows him trying to hit a softball. An important clarification.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

recent history suggests he ran to the backstop

In the header image of JR playing baseball, I’m assuming that hit a line drive to right field and ran to 3rd.

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

“I eagerly await Zion’s official debut, where he’ll score 27 points on 9-for-9 shooting with zero rebounds, zero blocks, and zero steals.”

The full Klay Thompson

Is he really ‘overweight’? Muscle weighs more than fat, and a brief glance indicates he seems to have a lot of the former. 285 may sound like a lot of pounds, but if it’s all muscle I don’t see the problem. His sheer mass and power are a huge part of his game, and one of the reasons he was so dominant at Duke. The…

And maybe—maybe!—he doesn’t even have to be in a standing position to carry New Orleans to the NBA Finals.

British broadcasters are the best in the world, now if we could only get the crowd to start singing....

Ray Ratto can’t wait for tonight’s NHL draft and the ill-fitting gray suits on uncomfortable-under-TV-lights prairie lads.

Bone hugs in harmony.

The NCAA: where whistblowers are silenced, but whistlers cannot be 

Maybe these sportswriters writing about college basketball shouldn’t be paid for it, either. You know, for the good of the game. Keep it pure. 

Hot take, she was an excellent recruiter and got into the Hall 1st ballot.

I know everyone’s going to focus on the players not getting paid and him being a bad guy but equally noteworthy is trying to present the fact that he’s a terrible defensive coach as somehow proof of what a genius he is. 

That’s true. Mother Teresa actually sucked.

Beilein isn’t a selfless priest who’s been laboring in a leper colony at the far end of the world