IDK, I think I’d risk it. Once every 4 years and you never know if you’ll ever get back. Short of killing or paralyzing yourself might as well go for it. I wish him a speedy recovery.

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

Japan, just two generations ago, literally invaded Korea, kidnapped and raped women, and never truly apologized. But sure, crazy to think that anyone could be offended.

Ramo apologized, admitting that his expertise is mostly in Chinese, Japanese and Dirtynese history.

I think he was only hired for the opening ceremonies. He did the same for NBC in Beijing. Here’s the deal - he is a supposed expert in Asia. And he says that?

Joshua Cooper Ramo (born December 14, 1968)^[1] is vice chairman and co-chief executive of Kissinger Associates, the consulting firm of former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.

Eh, lifelong NC State fan here and Duke really doesn’t bother me in terms of rivalry. Sure it feels good if we beat them but that is mainly because they are always such a good team. My dislike of Carolina comes from their fans, most of which couldn’t ever get into the school and the others think it is a good idea to…

It’s almost like by saying that NC State isn’t a rival, it gets NC State fans super riled up, which definitely isn’t the intention of telling them that they’re not rivals. Which they aren’t. Duke is our rival.

As a lifelong N.C. State fan—and, in the interest of disclosure, as a Duke fan,

It’s in your yard? Did it start rusting yet?

I think that the lawyers knowing that he intends to commit perjury and being asked to perjure themselves (and thus commit a crime) are equally likely.

Do know this (it was something Rachel reminded us the other evening that I’d forgotten):

“I am not a lawyer, but I would think if three defense attorneys suddenly don’t want to defend a client any longer — especially in a high stakes case such as this — that could be an indication that an anvil is about to drop on someone’s head.”

Amazon has thrived on entering industries with artificial margins and by blobbing over the entire industry like an amoeba and becoming extremely horizontal they shrink that margin and up their stakes.

It’s also instructive in looking at the 47% as well. Look at the women protesting busing in the 70's in the picture and look at what Sam Bee thinks about sending her kids to school with kids she considers less desirable.

Whatever chucklefuck first decided that abortion is the moral equivalent of murder, and that late-term abortions are tantamount to inhumane medical treatment should have been burned at the stake.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

This.... brings me to tears. I don’t know what to say, aside from I hope this man gets what he deserves.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.