Gee, thanks Ben Cohen, for not disclosing that you went to Duke. And thus allowing all my Tarhole friends wriggle room on the River Denial. Pretty serious thing to leave out, down there parts.

While you're right about the general idea that NPR and anything resembling coverage of something involving testosterone is...dubious (I worked at a few NPR stations), you're being absurdly thin-skinned about this particular story. I tried to add anti-freeze to my Mini, and had to drain the entire GD system because it…

"Safe" is top five Statham. No better. Considering that it's borderline "Transporter," you have to go back to the Luc Besson cars and ass-kicking classic. Did Statham ,barefoot, tear the toe-clips pedals off a ten-speed to kick the crap out of legions of heavies on an oil-covered floor in "Safe"? No. I'd list them as…

"Whose." Not "who's (who is) past is returning to rightfully haunt him." Not that his "past" has anything to do with a fading comic touch.

No, it's a legit question. Suppose you cannot stomach flappy paddle manual transmission shifters? They're not that far removed from stick shifters, but bespoke or not, that would be a deviation I'd ask about.

Negligent homicide. They could make something on that order stick. He got cute and killed a 20 year old who was acting like an idiot.

Just got a ticket there a few weeks back — 67 in a 45. I joked with the cop, "Where were you when I hit 112?" I had (Cooper S), but in I dare say a far more rural and more fun Southwestern Va. county. These are, bar none, some of the finest driving back roads in America. Pity one can't wind it up there the way you'd…

North central to Western NC and central to Western Va. are the best driving roads. In the world. You're trading up.

And his reaction to scoring was VERY American — what your football coach taught you from Pee Wee League days — "Act like you've been there before." Another thing America can bring to the world cup. Manly reactions to scoring goals, instead of this weepy showboating.

If I was out on a speed-limited Interstate, as I often am in and around Orlando, and a bunch of rich douchebag speed freaks caused a wreck that ruined my car and threatened my life, the best reason for them not stopping is Florida's stand your ground law. Because if ever there was an excuse to pop a few rounds into…

Sharp analysis, so far as I can tell. But God help you if you're only bluffing.

Far more interesting post would be on reasons Portugal will roll over for Ghana. That's a bet worth taking.

I had no idea Tom Paine had been reborn — as a baseball stats guru. Freaking brilliant.

Inspired. If you come up with some clever/fake T-shirt designs, sign me up.

"Fairly obvious" fits the whole post, doesn't it? Sorry, this is one lazy ass piece of traffic trolling.

Excellent analysis.

This "deepest draft" bullshit must stop. Bigs turn also-rans into playoff teams. One, maybe two bigs, and this is a "deepest draft"? Horse hockey. Shooting guards and forwards, with everybody talking about the same three or four players.

Exactly. Not reliable. Water pump is potentially a "stranded" issue, if you don't notice the leak. And 2 days out of service? My econobox (Kia Soul) has yet to reach two days in 4 years.

"and once jokingly asking for the cat back." Verb tense issue. "asked."