And his reaction to scoring was VERY American — what your football coach taught you from Pee Wee League days — "Act like you've been there before." Another thing America can bring to the world cup. Manly reactions to scoring goals, instead of this weepy showboating.

If I was out on a speed-limited Interstate, as I often am in and around Orlando, and a bunch of rich douchebag speed freaks caused a wreck that ruined my car and threatened my life, the best reason for them not stopping is Florida's stand your ground law. Because if ever there was an excuse to pop a few rounds into…

Sharp analysis, so far as I can tell. But God help you if you're only bluffing.

Far more interesting post would be on reasons Portugal will roll over for Ghana. That's a bet worth taking.

I had no idea Tom Paine had been reborn — as a baseball stats guru. Freaking brilliant.

Inspired. If you come up with some clever/fake T-shirt designs, sign me up.

"Fairly obvious" fits the whole post, doesn't it? Sorry, this is one lazy ass piece of traffic trolling.

Excellent analysis.

This "deepest draft" bullshit must stop. Bigs turn also-rans into playoff teams. One, maybe two bigs, and this is a "deepest draft"? Horse hockey. Shooting guards and forwards, with everybody talking about the same three or four players.

Exactly. Not reliable. Water pump is potentially a "stranded" issue, if you don't notice the leak. And 2 days out of service? My econobox (Kia Soul) has yet to reach two days in 4 years.

"and once jokingly asking for the cat back." Verb tense issue. "asked."