My husband got married in the MOB Satanic Goat sweater last Halloween. It’s a very nice sweater. I wrote to the company, because I think that they need to specify the fact that it is doubleknit, so it’s extra warm and no random strings on the back to get caught on buttons or things.

There is so much ignorance in this comment it’s astounding. Partial birth abortion is not a thing. It’s a boogy-man. Babies are not delivered feet first. There is so much more to women’s health than mammograms. Mammography machines are rarely, if ever, housed in your average doctor’s office, they are more like x-rays…

“That is still good meat on that fuckin’ fish kid!” After 5 minutes of going through the stages of horror, wonder, amnesia, horror, wonder, amazement and finally hunger.

If the detector is sensitive enough to be set off by underwires, wouldn’t the standard issue belt buckle do it as well? Were men asked to remove their belts or not be admitted as well?

Oh god. These no underwire bras that they are marketing lately are the absolute worst. Super tight elastic is not a proper substitute for an underwire. All it does it pinch, make it hard to breathe, and give you that horrible dent right around your middle. Don’t even get me started on the ones that are 2 layers of…

My parent’s have a dog that based on appearance we are guessing is a pit bull/whippet mix. HUGE blocky head, teeny tiny waist, and loooooong spindly deer legs. She almost looks so front heavy you worry she is just gonna fall over face first. She is the ultimate couch potato. Walks do nothing to tire her, but it only…

Whatever the mix, that dog is absolutely gorgeous!!

Puppy mills and show breeders are horrible in different ways, but yes still horrible. Puppy mills create a lot of immediate suffering. Show breeders set out to create genetically based permanent suffering for the sake of aesthetics with little to no regard for physiological functionality. I don’t really care that they…

I dealt with our corporate travel agent A TON for my very out of the ordinary for my position business trip. I loved the flexibility to look at things in writing on line on my own time to make decisions on flights and such, but still had 24/7 access to a live human being to answer questions or solve emergency problems…

Even if the incident hadn’t been forgotten it would have been forgiven, and his movies would still make boatloads of cash in the US. See also Woody Allen.

You know that cat litter doesn’t contain ammonia in it until after it is used right? Fresh litter is mostly clay, and probably some silica gel.

Since you seem sincere.

Never encountered first hand calling out dead, but in the call center a coworker did once answer the phone “Thank you for calling {company}, how did we fuck up your day today?” He’s lucky he managed to escape the building alive.

“Honey, I know we’ve been dating for a while, but it’s time I come clean and tell you that I am a selfish child who will cheat on you whether you agree with it or not because your feelings don’t actually mean anything in the scope of this relationship.”

It’s not enlightenment. Your monogamy does not make you more evolved or superior to people who are not monogamous. Get over yourself.

I weep for your pecan pie free life. Being morally superior about food must be such a difficult burden to bear.

Why isn’t the clinic AND the doctor responsible being named and shamed? This is worse than the lion poaching dentist. Their names should be dragged through the mud too. The office was complicit in the setup and gave law enforcement access to their facitilites for the purposes of a sting. That is some fucked up…

Yes, it was the same guest as last season, so now it’s an inside joke. But last season, Mr. Slover left her twisting about it for a couple days before smoothing it over.

The spaceship defense of phallic imagery was nullified with the 2014 trial in the court of public opinion on Below Deck last season when Kate made a towel sculpture of a cock’n’balls and claimed the spaceship defense. It’s now trite and not a valid defense.

SOmetimes I can, but depending on how much shuffling around I have to do for meetings etc, not always convenient during the day. No USB charging from the laptop as I fear the corporate encryption monsters.

SOmetimes I can, but depending on how much shuffling around I have to do for meetings etc, not always convenient…