The first r in Sriracha is much like the first r in February. It’s an attention whore who should be ignored. :)

I seem to have the same sense of the cook time decreasing in the 90’s, and I can’t back this up, but EasyMac (the microwave version) came out in the 90’s and my gut is telling me that at around the same time the elbows in the boxes got noticeably smaller. I would bet $1 that they started using smaller noodles for the…

Kraft. 7 1/2 minutes to boil noodles, the rest is just stirring stuff together. Done in 10 mins easily.

There is not a chance on this planet I can make baked mac & cheese in 10 minutes. It takes my oven longer than that to even heat up. I could not reasonably do baked in under an hour. Between grating cheese, precooking the pasta and then the baking, I’m sorry but yes it does take a FUCK TON longer to make baked. It’s…

OH I KNOW!! The big sacrifices for me will be Philadelphia cream cheese and Ritz crackers. Otherwise, I am not generally brand loyal and will make due. Like I said, I will spend several hours researching my other brand options specifically available in my store this week. I do shop at a regional grocery, so have a…

I heard about this yesterday and am taking the painful nuclear option here. I sent off a letter to Kraft both via email and snail mail and I won’t buy any more Kraft products. Not because I particularly give 2 shits about the color of processed cheese, but because now StupidFearmongeringBabe now thinks that she…

And Kim makes a great BFF, because she clearly can’t establish or maintain boundaries, has access to good drugs, and will allow Brandi to manipulate her family for fun and profit.

If I were a betting woman, I would say that next year’s storyline would be Brandi repeating this pattern with Yolanda, but frankly Yolanda…

Exactly! It’s not the modification that’s the problem, it’s what is being modified and how. But we can’t get the big picture discussion any further than “GMO Bad...because Monsanto.”

Brandi wants a caretaker, but no boundaries. She gets drawn into these mother-daughterlike relationships and everything is great for a while until the mother starts to have rules and conditions to go with the increasingly intrusive needs she had. Then she lashes out in adolescent ways because she never got past her 13…

I don’t think we ever saw sober Kim this season. I think we saw, just intoxicated enough to pass for maybe sober and completely in denial shitfaced. Last season I had started to like her and actually root for her to keep clean.

Are you me? I’ve been pulled once in 17 years, for going 93 in a 55. I deserved a ticket, and did nothing to try to talk him out of it. Cop wrote the ticket for 74 in a 55 so that I wouldn’t have to appear in person in court.

OK, thanks sweetie! I sure do appreciate it, darlin'.

I would venture that they are on the ground, possibly waiting out a delay. The cockpit door is open and you see one of the crewmen peek out the door. I don't think the cockpit is allowed to open during flight.

You really believe that out of 7 billion people in the world there is only person that is your sole mate? And that one person in 7 billion is also coincidentally geographically convenient such that you will have an opportunity to actually meet this person? I'm so sorry that your world is so limited. Why are we…

Back a few years ago, a new restaurant specializing in burgers and wings opened within walking distance of my house. The only web presence there was at the time were dozens of yelp (I refuse to punctuate a name) reviews talking about being served raw burgers and wings. So I avoided the new place for a long time. …

I do this all the time, too, and it's not dependent on my urgency. The only thing that matters to me is the line. Why the hell should I stand in line for 20 minutes while my husband can get in and out in 3. If there is no line for the men's room, I'll waltz my glittery girl butt right in there and use the stall…

Regardless of whether it has happened a handful of times or not, it is already a crime. It doesn't matter that the assault happened in a bathroom and it doesn't matter what the perpetrator is wearing. Not allowing certain people access to certain areas because of one possible combination of biology and dress does…

My husband's clean room experience is mixed. They clock in before dressing for the start of the day and out after, but breaks and lunch are essentially docked by dressing time as no additional time is budgeted in the break schedule for dressing & undressing.

"something shockingly nasty or idiotic" isn't this the definition of Iggy & her career though?

Hell yes, I would be livid and would do everything I could to make her suffer. I am not above revenge. Call the police, file battery charges, get a restraining order, go to the most expensive salon in the state to get it fixed and then small claims court to force her to pay for the salon.