After 40+ years the only situation I’ve ever been in where I found myself in need of a gun was when I’ve gone to the shooting range. 

In regards to the whole “out of inventory” car-sales madness. Does anyone else feel like it’s the roaring ‘20s? Like, the 1920s. A time of decadence and high spirits right before a huge depression and a catastrophic, global war.

What makes you think you ‘should’ own one to protect your family? Unless you live in one of a very few areas of the US your family is statistically FAR safer with no firearms in the house.

Unlike spinners, these pokes are certainly not "pointless".

Bet Ted Cruz would love to have you come over for soup and to show you his fingernail collection.

It is not, and never should be, required to disclose lawful activities that occur in the vicinity of a property you’re trying to sell because somebody might find them distasteful.

It’s like when people buy a place under the flight pattern of the local airport and then bitch about the jet noise.

While I generally find the “all gentrification is evil” narrative pretty limited, to me this is just called: Do Your Research. Figure out what happens in a neighborhood, decide whether or not you’d be happy to live there, and then sign your lease accordingly. Don’t show up and mess with the lives of the people who…

Also, when Meghan McCain asks “should one of us leave?!?!?!” the answer is “uh, yeah.  Leave.”

I nearly fell out at that quote about there only having been one Asian host and should one of the current hosts leave so an Asian host can come on despite qualifications? BITCH? That Asian Host was Lisa Ling! An actual qualified, respected, award winning journalist and Waaaaay over qualified for this glorified…

Let's be real, most of these self hating negroes (the ones that hook up with problematic heifers) aren't vetting their white 'queens'. 

No, man, this isn’t a piece shitting on the Richest Man In The World, this is a piece shitting upon some really awful UX decisions. Sad is not being able to deal with actual valid critiques of technology without feeling like it’s an attack on Elon Musk, who I suspect will weather this onslaught just fine.

Fuck her. She’s clearly the result of a lifetime of being a trash-ass excuse of a human, or just a basic white chick (AKA part of the 55% that voted for Trump last year). Punching her isn’t gonna teach her shit. It’ll just make ammo for her next round of IG fuckery. Whatever Black man fucked her multiple times needs…

Someone needs to punch her right in the damn mouth!!! 

This is conservatives writ large. They oppose social programs and then enjoy the benefits to society that such programs provide without acknowledging where those benefits are coming from . They “vote no and take the dough,” as Pelosi so eloquently put it.

Nothing more manly than relying on the rest of the community to do the heavy lifting for you.

Republican men are gonna feel like real man when a male nurse such as myself is sticking a catheter up their urethra. Then wipe down every inch of them every day.

Tesla claims it will not be doing anything nefarious with the data

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Pretty dumb reason and on brand with today’s authoritarian GOP.