WHAAAAAAAAT!!??!?!?!?

Speech 100+

As Coloradan, I like the cut of YOUR jib.

Kinder surprise eggs!

We all know how this is going to turn out.

I followed the acorn link, is it any good?

*Ignores maids* So a three hour course is about $17.50? That’s pretty sweet even if it’s a beginners course.

Lol!

It’s okay, I chuckled at the idea.

UUUGHHH!! I can see it! Stop it! I can see it in my mind’s eye!

An avalanche of white tears, or a flood of white tears?

“Who is this lesbian and how tight is her pussy?”

In Russia, you light green.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

These cucks sound like preteens who make clubs on a website filled with flash video games.

Oof, that’s a tough one. To be honest I can’t picture myself saying, “Hey McCain fuck you, I’m glad you have cancer!” You know what I mean?

I feel like it’s something I can agree with, but in practice I would (personally) avoid.

UUGH! Fuck you, Cory Gardner!

... I will respect you, stranger of the internet.

Looping Will Smith albums.