Oops. Guilty of not knowing my world geography and linguistics again.

Trump’s a drooling old man in Depends who gropes his nurses. Why can’t the Republicans run someone younger?

Jordan Klepper is right there! ;)

They picked the guy who walloped Trump by several million votes, received 12 million more votes than Obama ever got, and won the second largest share of the vote a Democrat has gotten in 60 years. They picked the strongest candidate, whether you like it or not.

The stakes aren’t too high to make fun of Joe Biden, but if you’re Jon Stewart and you’re making fun of Joe Biden, you should make fun of Joe Biden with new material

“Once again: it is not the media’s job, nor has it ever been the media’s job, to overlook the flaws in your favorite candidate just because you view it as necessary for the greater good.”

People need to realize that, barring death of one of the candidates, one of two people will be president in 2025 and there is no third choice. Not actively choosing the lesser of two evils, no matter how unpalatable that may be, makes it more likely that the greater of two evils happens.

On one hand, you’re right that Trump presents a threat but also I feel like every remotely political comedian (that’s not right-wing) has spent the last ~4 years harping on that. We know. We ALL know. I would however agree with Jon that just because we don’t want Trump, doesn’t mean we should be closing our fucking…

I guess I’m a “contraian” if that means expressing an opinion contrary to yours.

When was the last time polls were accurate?

Man, he didn’t do Joe any favors tonight. And kinda downplayed the threat that Trump presents if he were to win.

$5 million is a pretty low ask. I’m guessing they are optimistically hoping to get grandfathered in to the ad-free tier.

I feel like this inevitably sets up a third one called “beetlejuice, beettlejuice, beetlejuice”

My only hope is that Tim Burton goes back to his roots and minimizes his use of CGI. Costumes, makeup, claymation, and practical effects make that original movie special and timeless.

10/10, no notes. Perfect title.

I was terrified they were going to call it Beetle2uice

LOL - I read it the same way! I was thinking a Rolls Cunilingus plowed through a crowd sideways or something.

lol...same here.

Damnit, I mis-read the headline.

This is what equality looks like. There was a time when of course this would have been a boy. But the strides we have made. Brings a tear to my eye. 

Ignorance is not a defense.