"We know what he did, we just don't see it as being that bad of a thing."

Who cares? Seriously, I just wanna watch sports. Tired of the media leading some big social cause. Just talk sports and STFU! Deadspin, I'm talking to you!

Here is a concept, why don't you reach out to McCoy to get the other side of the story?

Yes! The number one way to do this is to work for Gawker media and start blogging. Also, Ice Bucket Challenges.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

Beyonce is wildly overrated.

That kid is a fucking schmuck. I know the cop shouldn't have pushed him, but I'll be damned if I didn't wish the cop punched him in the face, instead.

Not necessarily. He just wouldn't want the media distractions, much like why teams wouldn't take Tebow, even as a back up. You're looking at it wrong. The media is making a huge deal out of this, the players will be asked questions every chance they get, the media will try to separate the locker room with stupid…

Should McDonagh started going forward? Probably not. Girardi had other options if he didn't lose his footing. With that said he still pulled a cardinal sin on defense: you don't throw a "hope" pass if your partner isn't back with you. While easier said than done, I would've liked to think Girardi, the moment he loses…

Maya Rudolph is black?

youre fucking wrong

Yeah, b/c watching warm ups is so fucking exciting. Idiots.

Counterpoint:

"I of the Tiger" is an occasional column about fitness, and how you're doing it wrong.

Why criticize anything that helps people? There's going to be someone that comes on here who was otherwise struggling, like we all do, with fitness, and maybe this nonsense gadget was helping them because it made it just a little more interesting or helpedthem set a routine and then here you go saying it's nonsense. …

I have one. I wear it at work. It reminds me every 30 minutes to get off my duff and walk around a little.

Careful with the n word, this is Deadspin, they and us will shame the shit out of you if we find out who you are, that is unless your black, or Spanish, wait what do we do when Spanish people say the n word...anyway where was I, oh yeah!...wait your n word doesn't have the er at the end, what do we do for that...god i…

Yep, stopped reading there. Might be an interesting read, but not interested in the spin.

I was riveted until I read the author is married to the coach of the runner accused of doing something wrong. Really?

If you saw this and thought "oh this is racist" and not "the monkey is different", than you sir, are the racist.