This is the best you could do? These are all pretty eye-rolling and lame, but I don’t see how any of them are offensive like the Nazi one was. They are just lazy, “dad email” style witticisms. All of which are harmless. Who cares?

I’m all for enjoying the ride/competition and not taking things too seriously, but the author himself says

Are sports supposed to be some bastion of fairness, now?

Her actions at the bar don’t constitute any justification for rape, obviously and I doubt the writer was implying that. They do, however, reflect on the reliability of her story, especially if she stated something that contradicted that, like that she hadn’t talked to him all night and it came out of nowhere, or…

My biggest problem with JS was that he was a condescending prick. I get that it was the whole premise of the show and what he was specifically going for, but it popularized the notion that you can’t just disagree with someone, you have to laugh in their face about it and make them feel like dogshit. That caught on…

90% of the advertising plays to this very fucking thing, almost to the point that its comical. Every beer commercial has a woman in the group high fiving. She’s not in a pink dress or pink jersey. She’s in jeans and a t shirt. Even though most of the groups you see like that in bars have zero females amongst them.…

Yea, what a terrible idea. Women hate pinterest and pink things. Oh wait they don’t? Wait...the very large majority of women are obsessed with those things? Hmm, maybe, just maybe, they are trying to appeal to that majority then, instead of the vast minority of cranky, will never be pleased no matter what they do,…

Deadspin Commentator: [creates elaborate, unfunny scenario using shtick beaten into the ground years ago]

Wow, talk about nitpicking. Based on Blakeman’s numbers, all but 2 balls were over 1 to some degree. Mort, or his source rounded that up to 2. WHO CARES?

This is so spot on. My brothers and I seem to bitch to each other six times a year about this exact thing. I’m tired of staying up until midnight on a Sunday, Monday, or Thursday, being exhausted at work the next day, all to watch the Giants discover new ways to lose football games to bad teams...PLEASE STOP NFL.

No. It was a dark comedy about how pathetic NFL fans are, or just sports fans in general. Nice try though.

Mutant League Football anyone?

$60 for the complete series of Chuck is considered a great deal?

$60 for the complete series of Chuck is considered a great deal?

Best part: At second 35 or so a woman tries to get by, attempts to find a way around, thinks “screw it” and says “’Scuse us!”

“not a fan of gay people”

“Is there anything worse than Bob Costas talking about “the ethos of the mob” and “clicks” and “ad-hominem attacks” every time he opens his mouth to answer a question about the internet? “

Two sports teams that are going to play each other have to sleep in the same building!??!???

“2013’s The World’s End, the last movie in the Carnetto trilogy, is probably the best “

Honestly, I don’t see how Costas could have made his point more eloquently and thoroughly while both respecting and giving due credit to both sides of the argument. He 100% hit this question out of the park with his answer, its kind of flawless. Even the part Tom desperately latches onto as proof that Costas has…

If one is conceding that what she is doing requires personal courage, why does it make one a scumbag for having the opinion that someone else’s journey required more courage, in some cases considerably more? Or for believing that a exhibition of courage that only results in one’s own personal improvement and provides…