Neutral: Honestly, it’s a pretty bad time for most of my clients, which means it’s a bad time for me.

Neutral: This is what I lament about living in the rural Midwest/Appalachia.

Not only does our “car scene” consist mostly of SUVs and lifted trucks, but Ohio’s copious salt reserves and harsh weather extremes means that everything turns to red flake so fast even Tracy couldn’t save it.

Plus, when there is a local…

I don’t think Concept Vehicles make sense honestly. Proof of Concept yes.

This.  Too old to be cool... not old enough to be cool.

I blame the hard-boiled detective genre. It used up leggy blondes at an astonishing pace, and then everyone acted surprised when our national stockpile ran low.

That transmission is straight trash. I’m sure a manual one would cost more, but you’ll save that much when the transmission breaks. Which it very much will.

Crack pipe. This wasn’t a good car to start with, and it hasn’t aged well. That interior looks like something homemade for a Batmobile kit car. It isn’t a good buy from a performance standpoint, and no one is impressed by a 14 year old Maserati. It makes you look like a try-hard. If you’re interested in an old European…

The issue that has been overblown on the internet and is not that common as you may think? Yes, they had the issue. If it has 100+ thousand miles it should not be a problem even if it has not been replaced. It affects more garage queen cars.

He’s fired people so often on Twitter, it would be fun to do a little housecleaning. Betsy DeVos, you’re a fired-ass bitch. 

Come down south, we’re littered with cheap non-rusty full size SUVs down here, drive it back and then sell it for a profit next year.

The driver, pictured:

Before anyone says Cadillac [INSERT NAME]...no.

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CP. When you visit Europe, these are the filler cars. You stumble out of the airport at 3 PM and this is the first car you see, and you’re like “I’m in Europe!” so you take like ten pictures. But later on you realize it was the European Escort ZX2. Or when you’re watching Broadchurch and it’s like “huh, lookit the…

“I didn’t actually read your article that I’m complaining about”

IIRC, the body panels themselves are the structural elements on the Cybertruck. In traditional unibody, there is an underlying body that provides the structure and the body panels are not structural elements.

The prices for these aren’t actually out of line for high end e-bikes. Vintage Electric makes bikes that are double the price of some of the Ducatis. 

Also, Lance is incredibly low key, even for a Canadian. And he has 3 podiums this year. Is he the best driver in the field? Nah. Is he better than let’s say, Albon? I definitely think so.

If Toyota could offer this thing at that price in America, most people reading this would break their ankles trying to get to dealerships.

Awesome on the outside, nasty and depressing inside. It’s perfect for me.